Alternate Star Wars Episode VII Titles REVEALED

J.J. Abrams isn’t sure “The Ancient Fear” is the right name for his new “Star Wars” flick, so Conan’s got a bevy of second choices at the ready.

  • Star Wars Episode VII: The Ancient Fear
  • Star Wars Episode VII:¬†Greedo Gets His Groove Back
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Now 100% Lucas-Free
  • Star Wars Episode VII: 12 Years a Droid
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Expensive Collectible Action Figures
  • Star Wars Episode VII: The Hangover Part IV
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Product Placement on Planet Doritos
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Two in the Pink, One in the Jar Jar Bink

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